A personality test to kickstart the weekend!Scorecard: (a)=1point (b)=2points (c)=3points
Come on, you can do some mental maths. Here goes.
1. You are pretty much thrashed out from your daily work grind, and taking a vacation is probably on your to-do list. You would most likely buy air tickets to:
(a) Scotland, because nothing excites you more than cows, sheep, men in Burberry skirts – all gazing on the grass like what they do in Tamil movies
(b) Bali, because you love the feel of your almost naked body being sprawled on the beach, with 2 succulent coconuts within arms reach
(c) New York, because you love the buzz of metropolitan city life, the adrenaline rush along Wall St. and the lush greeneries along Fifth avenue. Just like how Sarah Jessica Parker does it.
2. You have just arrived home from work and u reach towards the handle of your fridge. What would you find?
(a) A stash of instant microwavable frozen food which you bought in bulk from Carrefour
(b) Fresh meat and vegetables from the neighbourhood grocer
(c) The phone number of a swanky restaurant that does take-away that comes in garnish that you’d probably not eat anyways
3. You're one of the "LOST" survivors (yes, I'm talking about that sadistic TV series). You are searchin’ for things which have survived the plane crash - the first thing you are searching for is:
(a) Airplane food la - life's necessity rite?!
(b) Your luggage which contains your beach shorts, shades & your entire Biotherm facial range. Cos it's important to look HOT when you are being rescued from your misery
(c) That bottle of Moet Chandon along the first class aisle - you're not gonna survive anyway so might as well be sinful before you meet your Creator
4. You were given $2000 to spend on a new mobile phone, cos’ you jus drowned yours in one of the most aromatic toilet bowl and you’re not about to fish it out with your bare hands! You will most probably get the:
(a) Nokia's most basic model – cos’ you don't believe in spending on technology, a phone is still a phone
(b) Blackberry Bold – cos’ meetings are overflowing and post-its just won't do. Plus, it’s sleek and has a touch of fuck-you eccentricity
(c) Apple iPhone – which isn’t exactly a phone, but you want it because it’s got every single programme that is downloadable from iTunes. Who cares about the price, it has that cool factor that can cure your inferiority complex
5. It's an emergency and your friend needs to get whole of you during the weekend. Your battery's flat! They will most probably find you at:
(a) The gym - cos you're so overly and utterly obsessed with sculpting your body in effort to look like a Greek God, so that you can wear that piece of thong you bought at the recent Isetan sale. After all, you’ve paid a bomb for that gym membership, might as well use it
(b) A jazz bar or a coffee joint – since you like to take the weekend at slower strides, sipping a cuppa latte and catching up with your buddies
(c) The latest Club in town – cos’ you’ll sweep the dance floor clean, just because you have an ass like Ricky Martin's and the moves of Jessica Alba's. Speaking of which, your Porsche is kinda blocking the front entrance
6. The all time classic one: Your mother and better half fell into the ocean whilst fighting over that last piece of rock oyster over the buffet table along the deck of a cruise ship. Who would you save first?
(a) Your mother – cos’ she freaking gave birth to you and made you the product of the winning sperm! And your Dad would probably drown you if you didn't!
(b) Both - but you probably figured that you would be the first to sink, when they start climbing over you like a heaven sent wooden plank. So, you being a smarty pants, would just throw 3 floats and a bottle of champagne before you jump in to safe them. Btw, the champagne bottle is for you to knock them out till you get rescued to avoid further bitch-fights
(c) Your better half – cos’ you never believed in infidelity and without him/her, your next best friend is either your right hand or a vibrator. Plus, why would you allow that $50k Tiffany&Co. wedding ring sink into the deep deep ocean. Save the better half, save the ring.
Results time!
0-6 points: You are one prudent and practical being. You work hard, save hard and invest even harder, just so that you can retire much earlier than half of the world’s population that is currently living day-to-day. Who ever said that you require moolah to enjoy life’s finest?!
7-12 points: You have haute habits in you. As much as you work hard, you intend to reward yourself by enjoying good food and exploring great escapes - all within your means. We welcome you to the club!
13-18 points: Paris Hilton is your best friend and you are probably featured a number of times on the same issue of Tatler. You have “materialistic” printed on your forehead, which is in addition to the various LV monograms which are accessorising different parts of your body. But we at Haute Habits acknowledge positivity in almost everything. Do contact us if you feel charitable.
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1 comment:
I got 7 Points! SWEET! Muahahahha! Question 1 was crucial for me... I spent the whole morning and part of my lunch hour contemplating about it.
Scotland sounds really good but the costs of flying there would be at least twice the cost and probably 5 times the travelling hours of flying to Bali.
Hence I picked Bali for the time and cost saved. If Scotland was replaced with Pulau Ubin for answer A, may have chose A which would result in obtaining less than 7 points and making me.... wait a minute. I think I said too much.... darn ^$#$!#@.... *Zipped*
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